at the end of the tunnel has been switched off as a part of
cost cutting !
are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, my
salary isn't sufficient !!
always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always
finds me and brings me back.
can't fire me, slaves have to be sold.
where the television is.
borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need
things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of
argue with a fool. People might not know the
you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one
Experience is what a comb gives you after you
lose your hair.
done is better than well said.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make
them when nobody is looking.
borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it
not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding
work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for
can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull
Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when
crossing a one way street.
light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an
there's a will there are five hundred relatives.
a drinking problem I can't afford it.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody
wants to die.
Everyone should have a spouse, because there are
a number of things
wrong that one can't blame on the government.
are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the
expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes
it sound confusing.