Light
at the end of the tunnel has been switched off as a part of
cost cutting !
There
are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, my
salary isn't sufficient !!
I
always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always
finds me and brings me back.
They
can't fire me, slaves have to be sold.
Home is
where the television is.
Before
borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need
more.
Death
is hereditary.
Many
things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of
them.
Never
argue with a fool. People might not know the
difference.
When
you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one
forgets.
Experience is what a comb gives you after you
lose your hair.
Well
done is better than well said.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make
them when nobody is looking.
Always
borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it
back.
You're
not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding
on.
I like
work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for
hours.
If you
can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull
side.
Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when
crossing a one way street.
The
light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an
approaching train.
Where
there's a will there are five hundred relatives.
I have
a drinking problem I can't afford it.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody
wants to die.
Everyone should have a spouse, because there are
a number of things
that go
wrong that one can't blame on the government.
There
are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the
right side.
An
expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes
it sound confusing.
