Human Sexuality

 "My husband claims to be a great sexual athlete, just because he always comes first."
- Ellie Lane

"To succeed with the opposite sex tell her you are impotent, she can't wait to disprove it"
- Cary Grant

"Nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic."
- Woody Allen

"Of course I believe in safe sex - I've got a handrail around the bed."
- Ken Dodd

"Sex is like eating...Sometimes you have fast food, and sometimes you eat a gourmet meal."
- Monica Lewinsky

"Sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome, and natural things that money can buy."
- Steve Martin

"Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know
where the hell you are."
- J.D. (Jerome David) Salinger - 1951

"The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females
begins when the doctor says: 'It's a girl.'"
- Shirley Chisholm

"The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I
have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of mysex life."
- Glenda Jackson

"A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after."
- Gloria Steinem (1934 -)

"A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four
times; her intelligence, eight times."
- Sanskrit proverb

"Children are God's punishment for having sex. And Grandchildren are
God's reward for putting up with them."
- Ronald Appel

"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back
to your side ."
- Stuart Turner

"Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having
children. Life is the other way around. "
- David Lodge