"My husband claims to be a great sexual athlete, just
because he always comes first."
- Ellie Lane
"To
succeed with the opposite sex tell her you are impotent, she
can't wait to disprove it"
- Cary Grant
"Nothing
sexier than a lapsed Catholic."
- Woody Allen
"Of
course I believe in safe sex - I've got a handrail around the
bed."
- Ken Dodd
"Sex is like eating...Sometimes you
have fast food, and sometimes you eat a gourmet meal."
-
Monica Lewinsky
"Sex is one of the most beautiful,
wholesome, and natural things that money can buy."
- Steve
Martin
"Sex is something I really don't understand too
hot. You never know
where the hell you are."
- J.D.
(Jerome David) Salinger - 1951
"The emotional, sexual,
and psychological stereotyping of females
begins when the
doctor says: 'It's a girl.'"
- Shirley Chisholm
"The
important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If
I
have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh,
I think of mysex life."
- Glenda Jackson
"A
liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job
after."
- Gloria Steinem (1934 -)
"A woman's
appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire,
four
times; her intelligence, eight times."
- Sanskrit
proverb
"Children are God's punishment for having sex.
And Grandchildren are
God's reward for putting up with
them."
- Ronald Appel
"If it weren't for pickpockets
I'd have no sex life at all."
- Rodney
Dangerfield
"If you think women are the weaker sex, try
pulling the blankets back
to your side ."
- Stuart
Turner
"Literature is mostly about having sex and not
much about having
children. Life is the other way around.
"
- David
Lodge
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