Cajun Jokes
CAJUN AIRLINES
Pierre and Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines to da
Mardi Gras. Boudreaux was flying da plane, and
A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" The Cajun says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks? "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Cajun. "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99." The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go." The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99." The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100." The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred." The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!" The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred." "So, when I start?"
BUBBA AND
RAY
Bubba and Ray (Red Neck mechanical engineers) were standing
at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walked by and asked what they
were doing. We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but
we don't have a ladder." The blond took a
wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she
took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen
feet, six inches," and walked away. Ray shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that
just like a blonde? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!" Bubba
and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the reconstruction of
those New Orleans Levees
BOUDREAUX CRUISE LINES
Boudreaux walked out to the dock, only to find a beautiful
blonde woman, standing there, crying. He said, "Mais cher, what's wrong?" She
said, "I don't have anything to live for. I'm gonna throw myself into the water
and kill myself." Boudreaux said, "Oh, don' do dat. You're a beautiful woman and
you have plenty to live for, Tell you what. I'm gettin' ready to get on dis boat
and go to