Girlspeak to English
by Kenneth m. Gibson "

She says


We need

I want

It's your decision

The correct decision is obvious

Do what you want

You'll pay for this later

We need to talk

I need to complain

Sure...go ahead

I don't want you to.

I'm not upset

Of course i'm upset, you moron.

You' manly

You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You're attentive tonight

Is sex all you ever think about?

Be romantic, turn out the lights.

I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient.

I want a new house.

Hang the picture there

No, i mean hang it there!

I heard a noise

I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me?

I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me?

I did something you're not going to like...

Is my butt fat?

Tell me i'm beautiful

You have to learn to communicate.

Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!?

[too late, your dead.]







I'm sorry.

You'll be sorry

Do you like this recipe?

It's easy to fix, so get used to it

I'm not yelling!

Yes i am yelling I think this is important.

In answer to the question

The same old thing. Nothing.




My pms is acting up.

Nothing, really.

It's just that you're such a jerk.

I'll be ready in a minute.

Kick off your shoes and find a good game on t.v.


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