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Mommy, Mommy! Why do
other kids tell me I have a big head?
Don't worry. Take your cap and go get me 40 lbs of
potatoes.
Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I
have a long nose?
You don't, but lift your head up or
you'll scrape the floor.
Mommy,
Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim?
Shut up and get back in the
sack!
Mommy,
Mommy! How come sister gets to watch TV and I can't?
Shut up or I'll cut your ears
off, too!
Mommy,
Mommy! I've lost my fingers!
Shut up
and eat your french fries!
Mommy,
Mommy! Why is my hair so slimy?
Shut up, you little
snot.
Mommy,
Mommy! I don't like Sister!
Shut up,
and keep eating!
Mommy,
Mommy! I'd like to play marbles now!
Keep quiet, you can't use Grandpa's glass
eye today!
Mommy,
Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!
Shut up and step on the
gas!
Mommy,
Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara
Falls!
Shut up
and get back in the barrel!
Mommy,
Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles?
Shut up and get back in the
barrel!
Mommy,
Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder!
Shut up and eat your
hamburger!
Mommy, Mommy! How will we find Daddy on this golf course?
Shut up and search the sand
traps!
Mommy,
Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?
Not
until I find a better place to bury
Daddy.
Mommy,
Mommy! Why can't we give Dad a decent burial?
Shut up and keep
flushing.
Mommy,
Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and
get the marshmallows! Mommy,
Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!
Shut up and get the barbecue
sauce! Mommy,
Mommy! Why can't we get a garbage compactor?
Shut up and chew!
Mommy,
Mommy! Daddy's too tough!
Shut up and
keep chewing!
Mommy,
Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?
Shut up and
deal.
Mommy,
Mommy! My head hurts!
Shut up and get
away from the dart board!
Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy
zigzagging in the yard?
Shut up and
shoot again!
Mommy,
Mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma!
Shut up and keep
digging.
Mommy,
Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?
Shut up
and flush.
Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning
how to swim!
Shut up or I'll flush it
again!
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