* This paper needs some minor revision.
I never actually
got around to reading this.
* Not much is known about .
I don't know anything about .
* My office hours
are by appointment only.
I like to get out of here
* Bring the text to class.
I don't have a
clue how to lecture we'll just kill time with group
* We'll be spending a fair amount of time
on this important concept.
This was my dissertation
* The tests will all be multiple choice.
take questions directly from the study guide and have grad
students do all my grading.
* The final will be
I'll expect you to recapitulate in two hours
everything I couldn't fully cover myself in 15 weeks.
This year I'll be scaling the grades.
I just passed tenure
* Well, that answer would be beyond the scope
of this course.
I haven't a clue.
* You won't be
able to sell the text back to the bookstore.
wasn't renewed with the university
* Please note the
last day to withdraw.
The midterm's gonna ruin
* Well, it was on the syllabus.
I'll hold you
responsible for this even though I forgot about it
* Attendance is required and will be counted in
I'm so boring that no one would show up
* Let's go over the exam.
Half of you
* Don't write on the question sheet.
lazy, I just use the same exams every lousy semester.
This won't be on the test.