How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?

Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Does killing time damage eternity?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

Do you think that when they asked George Washington
for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter,
then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the
whales look the way they do?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

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