How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in
Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
that screwdriver belong to Phillip?
Can a stupid person
be a smart-ass?
Does killing time damage
Why is it called lipstick if you can still
move your lips?
Why is it that night falls but day
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Can you buy an
entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
Do pilots take
Do stars clean themselves with meteor
Do you think that when they asked George
for ID that he just whipped out a
Have you ever imagined a world with no
How do you get off a
How do you write zero in Roman
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts
If blind people wear dark glasses, why
don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
If cats and dogs
didn't have fur would we still pet them?
butter cookies are made from peanut butter,
then what are
Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If swimming is good for
your shape, then why do the
whales look the way they
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have
If you jog backwards, will you gain