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TERRIER. - 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES - 1/2
Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES. -
Mother, A Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father,
Super Dog ... . Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE
DOG. - Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big
COWS, CALVES: NEVER
BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR
SALE . Worn once by mistake.... Call Veronica
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
- Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $200 or best offer. No longer needed, Got
married last month. Wife knows everything
can of pork and beans with purchase of three bedroom, two
flag, 60 stars. Pole included, $100.
washer, $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom
kitten for sale. Two cents or best offer.
puppies. Part German Shepherd, part dog.
Full-sized mattress. 20-year warranty. Like
new. Slight urine smell.
Wars Job of the Hut, $15.
Me Elmo. New in box. Hardly tickled, $700.
Toyota Hunchback, $2,000.
Free-farm kittens, ready to
cat. Last seen at the Park County Rod & Gun Club
Street Pizza: We deliver, or pick up.
your weight, only $49.
track, $300. Hardly used. Call Chubby.
equipment: queen size mattress and box springs,
Yorkshire terrier. Eight years old. Hateful little
by owner. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No
longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows
seven women hot tub. $850 or best offer.
me Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 mustang, 5L,
auto, excellent condition-$6,800.
peaches. California grown, 89 cents per
blower for sale. Only used on snowy days.
shepherd, 85 lbs., neutered. Speaks German.
calves never bred. Also one gay bull for
Found-dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been
out awhile. Better be reward.
septic cleaning. We haul American-made
house. Body shapers toning salon. Free coffee and
puppies. Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbor's
Shakespeare's Pizza. Free
parachute-never opened. Used once.
nudist colony. Must sell washer and dryer,
seats the whole mob and it's made of 100 percent Italian
working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit-sharing and
flexible hours. Starting pay, $7-9 per
puppiesópart German shepherd, part stupid
Hummelsólargest selection ever. If it's in
stock, we have it!
small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the
and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by
waitresses in appetizing forms.
Special: Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children
sale-an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and
sale-a quilted high chair that can be made into a table,
pottie chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size
8 and fur collar.
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for
your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair
to take home, too.
50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by
matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will
make it really repellent.
sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
sale-eight puppies from a German shepherd and an Alaskan
Dames for sale.
several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful
cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
dozen bottles of excellent Old Tawny Port, sold to pay for
charges, the owner having lost sight of, and bottled by us
sale-eats anything and is fond of children.
special-have your home exterminated.
think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere
Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean
de la Fontain, and Chopin.
Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge.
Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds,
and other athletic facilities.
of aunts-Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Toaster-a gift that every member of the family
appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that
lots of women wear nothing else.
and save. Limit: one.
regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.
bodies that last a lifetime.
the model home for your future. It was panned by Better
Homes and Gardens.
rent-six-room hated apartment.
honest. Will take anything.
Wanted-chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a
month. References required.
Wanted-part-time married girls for soda
fountain in sandwich shop.
wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to
cars-why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here
Christmans tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the
Wanted-hair-cutter. Excellent growth
Wanted-man to take care of cow that does not
smoke or drink.
3-year-old teacher need for pre-school.
experienced mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals
and smacks included.
bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,
you'll never go anywhere again.
ladies blouses. Fifty percent off!
pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204.
Wanted-preparer of food. Must be dependable,
like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.
Illiterate? Write today for free help.
wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue
Cross and salary.
Widower with school-age children requires person to assume
general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing
to growth of family.
bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for
helper-peasant working conditions.
Semi-annual after-Christmas Sale.
the Superstore-unequaled in size, unmatched in variety,
oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for
female Boston terrier puppies, seven wks. old, perfect
markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.
Wanted-unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and
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