You May Be A Redneck If...
You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions,
appreciation suppers, and vacations.
ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose
your wife would let you in the house.
thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
You have used baling wire to
attach a license plate.
You have used a chain saw to remodel
You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed
population, herbicide rate and
yields on a farm you rented 10
years ago, but cannot recall your wife's
have fibbed to a mechanic about how often you greased a piece
You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet
You have driven off the road while examining your
You have borrowed gravel from the county
road to fill potholes in your
You have buried a
dog and cried like a baby.
You have used a tractor front-end
loader as scaffolding for roof repairs.
You've used the same
knife to make bull calves steers and peel