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Some Expressions to Remember...

Well, aren't we just a ray of sunshine.

Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen.

Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

Do I look like a people person?

I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

I wish for world peace, harmony and nakedness.

Let me show you how the guards used to do it

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

Whisper my favorite words: " I'll buy it for you."

Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?

How many times do I have to flush you before you go away?

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Just smile and say "Yes Mistress,"

Is it time for your medication or mine?

And which dwarf are you?



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