Mothers Day Gifts

The worst Mother's Day gifts

"A toilet-bowl brush set and cleaning supplies." Anonymous

"My husband decided to go out of state on Mother's Day weekend, and it wasn't just for business. I was seven months pregnant with our second child."

"A set of pots."

"My husband gave me the honor of keeping the flower that I bought for his mother!"

"A vacuum cleaner and breakfast in bed way too early."

"I asked my husband what we should do for my first Mother's Day. He looked abit perplexed and said, 'Well, you're not my mother.

"A screen door."

"An apron."

"My husband gave me a card emblazoned with heart-shaped egg yolks on top of shattered shells that read, 'Thanks for donating your eggs.'



The best Mother's Day gifts

"A picture frame that talks. My husband found a picture of our 3-year-old son and helped him record the message, 'I love you, Mommy."

"Gift certificates to a local spa."

"A bottle of good scotch."

"My daughter decorated a flower pot at preschool and planted a flower in it. That flower is still growing beautifully, as is the child who planted it."

"The time my 3-year-old son slept until noon! I had a Sunday morning to myself to read the newspaper and drink my coffee while listening to him quietly sleeping."

"On my first Mother's Day, my husband gave me a mother-and-baby charm with our daughter's birthstone in it. After our second daughter was born, he gave me another Mother's Day charm with both of our children's birthstones in it. I'm now pregnant with my third child, and am hoping for a third charm."