you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink
there interstate highways in Hawaii?
there flotation devices under plane seats instead of
cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited
need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the
7-Eleven is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are
there locks on the doors?
cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick
to the pan?
they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up
we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
our noses run and our feet smell?
it that when you transport something by car, it's called a
shipment, but when you transport
something by ship, it's called cargo?
we play in recitals and recite in plays?
know that little indestructible black box that is used on
planes; why can't they make the whole
out of the same substance?
the makers of Minute Rice give their product that name when it
takes 5 minutes to cook?
it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you
turn down the volume on the radio?
does the Bill Board read "Can't Read?" and then states where
to get help?
name is Denise, is her brother's name Denephew?
abbreviation such a long word?
doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
another word for thesaurus?
book about failures doesn't sell, is it considered a
companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Why is bra
singular and panties