Things That Make You Go Hmmm...

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-Eleven is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport

something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes; why can't they make the whole

plane out of the same substance?

Why do the makers of Minute Rice give their product that name when it takes 5 minutes to cook?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why does the Bill Board read "Can't Read?" and then states where to get help?

If her name is Denise, is her brother's name Denephew?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it considered a success?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

Why is bra singular and panties plural?